3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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