So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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