your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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