: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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