would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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