I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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