I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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