yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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