Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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