I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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