It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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