I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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