My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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