What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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