It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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