Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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