Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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