I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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