what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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