I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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