So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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