my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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