Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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