So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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