This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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