Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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