At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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