a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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