do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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