Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we're making bets on your personal life
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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