Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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