I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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