at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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