Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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