if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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