I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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