so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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