At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
wow bdsm is so cute
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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