I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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