Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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