well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
