So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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