I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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