Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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