I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i wish my penis had a tongue
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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