I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
As shirtless as possible
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
