why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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