omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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