i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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