What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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