I got her a Nickelback box set.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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