I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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