Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
How does it feel to date your dad?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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